Is The Hitler Stash Back?

You may or may not have seen those commercials on TV with Michael Jordan, and a carpet salesman on a plane.  They're talking about the guy across the aisle, and the fact that his T-shirt collar has "baconed".  The phrase for the Hanes brand, is that their shirts won't "bacon" (referring to the way older T-shirt collars get all wavy).
I was going to throw my winter picture in here for a dramatic pause, but once again they have taken away my ability to put in photos.  Now I just have to throw in these two sentences, to attempt the same effect.
Now, back to Hitler.  The next time you see the commercial mentioned above, pay some close attention.  Is Michael Jordan sporting a Hitler mustache?  And, why is Hitler the only person that you've ever seen showing off that look?  Is it the mustache that made him evil?  Are you somehow being compared to him just because you have the same mustache?  There are so many different styles, and very rarely are you compared to another person that has the same mustache style as you.  Why is the Hitler style on an island unto itself?  Who knows.  It's not like I really care, it's just one of those questions that I've always asked, but Fran is the only person who has ever heard it.
The weather has been pretty stormy for the last few days, and there was an unexpected cheque for everyone (except for the white people, of course), which has resulted in our sales here going crazy.  It was only three hundred dollars, was totally unscheduled, and yet everyone needs their cheques cashed right now.  They waited in line at the rec. centre to get them, and then waited for hours at our store to cash them.  Our sales for the last two weeks are way more than 50% higher than over the same period last year.  Bring it on!

Stay tuned.